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Some of you on this app wouldn't know satire if it smacked you in the face.

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It's satire, making fun of the original post where I guy used his wedding to talk about B2B marketing.

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What's up with B2B marketers? Are they ok?

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Brilliant...

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I am so sick of B2B that I am going to dedicate my time to develop AI that will replace them first!!!

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Maybe cringe, but I love it!! I believe it's a joke - he wouldn't really have made those comments about a wife who had just died in horrible circumstances. "refusing to chip in for the local street cleaner's Christmas card" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 - I'm falling on the floor!!! Oh, and my name is "Susan" - 😂

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You know how fast street sweepers move fight? It’s like a land-Zamboni. It’s satire. 🤦‍♂️

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😂😂😂

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Glaringly obvious satire, media literacy at all time lows

Obvious satire is obvious

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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