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What are you smoking

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Maybe get a life instead?

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Why would you want that on your computer? So it can pop up during meetings?

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Even we don't keep our notifications on on the mobile app. You want us to invest in creating web notifications just for you?

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I don't care about being notified with a beep or a pop-up. I want to hit the notification symbol to read what notifications I have on my PC verse using my phone. Is that feature available on a desktop PC? It just tells me to upload the app. I like to use a keyboard, which is much easier to type, my thumbs hurt 😀.

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I get constant FB notifications on my phone. So. Freaking. Annoying.

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I had it on and within a minute, I got four notifications. I switched it off. Don't need that much created drama in my life.

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There's a customer service for fishbowl?!?

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Think they sit around and post all day about working at Fishbowl?

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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