This is one of the first memes I made (and probably posted to this bowl), aged like a fine wine

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*rationalize 3 non-productive headcount

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Kill all and sell the chairs

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You probably realize some residual value from liquidating the children as well

🐝

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Lol this is by far my favorite consulting meme, particularly as I worked at both firms

Curious why you chose EY though?

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Oof. That hurt

BCG: flip 1 chair upside then leverage change mgmt expertise to convince 4 children that getting a pole shoved up their @$$ is the right sacrifice for their family.

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