This is one of the first memes I made (and probably posted to this bowl), aged like a fine wine

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*rationalize 3 non-productive headcount

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Kill all and sell the chairs

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You probably realize some residual value from liquidating the children as well

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Lol this is by far my favorite consulting meme, particularly as I worked at both firms

Curious why you chose EY though?

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Oof. That hurt

BCG: flip 1 chair upside then leverage change mgmt expertise to convince 4 children that getting a pole shoved up their @$$ is the right sacrifice for their family.

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Had to cut a call short saying battery about to die coz I wanted to eat my vada pav in peace. 🥴

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Here’s another dish great with beer. Dakgangjeong: Korean Sweet and Spicy Fried Chicken Wings

Tiny Happy Kitchen recipe link in comments.

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Okay ladies as society’s community with the best music taste...what are we all listening to atm 😌?

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Mirzapur 2 - anyone else watching it ? Loving it ! The dialogues are amazing

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It’s so hard to find anything enjoyable to watch anymore. Don’t feel like watching anything that is too woke, too trashy, too brain washy, or too preachy. Any recommendations?

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I will eat a raw onion like it’s CAKE

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How long do you let your wine decant before drinking/serving?

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Dam Funk has a new show on Apple radio called GlydeZone radio as an FYI

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Is anyone interested in buying the res off of me? It seems my only options are to transfer the res to someone else.

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What are your favorite recipes with ground beef?

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Any book recommendations?

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Nearly 800+ people joined in EY GDS on 22nd Aug? Is EY GDS having really good time or will it face difficulties in near future? Can the existing emp of GDS shed light on it please? I was scared to know the figure in orientation.

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