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It’s supposed to be a joke. A poor one, but if you skip to the end you’ll see.

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Yea I got it was a joke. No need of a PhD for this one. But often the absurd stuff becomes real and the real turns out to be absurd unintentionally…. Reality often it as much of a joke as anything else.

I have read the original that he referenced prior to his post (hence the alluding to this being the 2nd time I've seen this).
This was cringe to me because someone took a cringe post and didn't make it better. What's worse? This was a “suggested post” to me which is a whole other rant.

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Both worked in terms of getting the coveted LinkedIn eyeballs I suppose

Hopefully he will be great at that new "job" if "management" isn't too hardcore.

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Definitely satire but it took too long to land

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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This is how I feel!!!

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