“If you go to the website shutterstock and type in [product], there will be a lot of pictures you can use instead of these.” - Client during a creative review.

Round or exact numbers on banners/LPs? I was curious about this since in negotiations for example or pricing it's better to have the exact number. But if you have a case study, for example, is it better to say "Client X increased their revenue to 1,000,000 ARR" instead of "Client X increased their revenue to 987,500 ARR" ? Anyone has seen any impact on conversion rates?

How is the Project Manager position at NTT ( Location : Mumbai) ?
Job security?
Pay scale to be asked for as minimum as where does this role stand in internal hierarchy in the company?
( Considering the high cost of living in Mumbai)

After joining for laterals, will client interview be there in Bosch?

Have any of you taken "low bono" clients while working at a firm? I want to take on a low bono client or two but not sure who would get the money. This is a contract opportunity through a non profit so I'm assuming a 1099 will be issued. The per hour rate is significantly less than my billable rate. I would (obviously) like the money but my real objective is just getting experience/networking since I recently moved to a new state and don't have clients of my own.

Not sure if anyone of you can help me out. I am looking for 2 native HANA developers for a contract role for a client in Chicago. 5-7 years of experience. If anyone is interested - please dm me

I joined Accenture few days back as level 9. Till now didn't get any project. I have one more offer from another company and have not told them that I joined Accenture.
Should I wait for Accenture to allot me project or shall I abscond?
I am worried since I joined Accenture as level 9 team lead and what if they fire me? Or map to some irrelevant project?

I joined capgemini 15 days back still I did not get any project. Shall I obscand or resign any suggestions please

Hi,

Recently got an offer from GlobalLogic for the client gigamon. Do anyone have joined for the same? Please let me know.

Let’s say you have a project that you charge hourly for. The briefing itself/getting acquainted w the project was a solid hour. Do you charge for that hour?

I am a consultant working in one of the big 4. I have got a call from DE Shaw HR for a role in their Project Finance and Investment Research team focusing on Energy sector? Being an MBA in Finance graduate, I am in a dilemna on which path might be better I the long run -consulting (where I am more of a generalist, taking up random asks from clients and onshore stakeholders) or Project Finance & M&A where role might be more specific.

Hi,

I am project manager, with 3+ years of WE, looking for other opportunities. Serving notice period, i can join immediately. Please let me know in case of any vacancy thanks

Open to any location! Thanks

Hi all
Is it possible to change a client In a month if you don’t like work culture . ?

Which advisory group has the least travel out of AAS, FDD/TAS, and risk advisory? Or is it all dependent on the client and team nowadays? And is the travel schedule comparable to consulting? (ex. M-Th on a plane)

Does anyone who works on a DOD project with a clearance know if you can request a phone?

Hello Fishes,

Is it wise decision to join LTI again as I have been tagged into the project where I don't want to belong. I have left LTI just 5 months ago.

Larsen & Toubro

Hi, Required reference in Accenture for Program Service Coordinator post. If anyone can give reference please let me know.

Hey Pune Fishes, I am looking for a 2 bhk flat in kharadi area, near WTC, with a flatmate. So if someone knows a good broker or someone who is looking similar kind of arrangement DM me.

Expected budget: 12-15k per head

Does anyone teach in class elementary, middle, or high school and also teaches college level? If so, how did you get the college level job? I have a masters and specialist degree and teach in class. I also want to teach college level online but have a hard time either finding a position available or applying. I’m now in the middle of my doctorate degree though it’ll be another year before I’m done.

Is it true for Assoc 602 level who hasn't completed one year, can't have S. My managers(functional and local) gave this reason for my OOO?

My functional manager personally messaged me later and said his recommendation is SOS but they cannot work past through the rules of less than 1year

What is the relocation allowance at Natwest ? Thanks

Where do you like to buy your gym clothes? What brand workout wear do you like the best? I have really only tried Old Navy.

Has anyone working tech for a bank been laid off yet? Tech layoffs all over the media but no one is talking about developers at banks (who make up 1/3 of headcount in some cases)

Hi Fishes,

Citiustech healthcare technologies is hiring for multiple roles. Java,C#,.net,Angular . Training will be provided for senior software engineers under Java impact program with attractive bonuses.
DM me if interested..

Anyone work in the Healthcare industry? I'm looking into joining Healthcare. I'm currently a Senior in tax compliance.

Has anyone switched from a service based/consultancy company to JPMC? Can you please share your experience. Also, what are the differences you have observed (Good or Bad). Thanks

Any Range Rover Velar owners/leaseholders here?

Would love to hear about the good, bad and ugly. TIA 😊🙏 Also about whether you own or lease it.

What's it like working with BCG in Dubai? Which service lines have the best people and which should be avoided?

What’s the salary for respiratory therapists in Florida since we’ve had the housing and gas increase ? I have 6 years experience with ICU, level II NICU, and PICU experience. My base is $33 and I have a $6 tot differential of nights and weekends - which I always work this shift.

Anyone know about the culture at Braze?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

(When calling a colleague's cell with no notice) "You caught me in the middle of my nut." 😳

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

::hears milk frothing in the office::
::looks up::
::sees someone has set up an espresso machine at their desk::

Open offices have gone too far...