“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

Does anyone know a good trainer in nyc who works with folks with prior injuries (acl/shoulder issues) ?

Wanted to start a job thread to help our people get referrals and find new opportunities. Post any openings at your job or that you're aware of in the comments!

Hello folks, I am on H1B and my spouse is on H4 EAD. If I am changing employer what will happen to H4 EAD ? Will it be invalidated ?

Does anyone know of any great org development projects or opportunities? Looking to gain more experience. Im open to new locations & have experience in large scale change management implementation.

Recruiter reached out to me for a PE opportunity in SoCal. Any ideas of WLB of PE (as compared to consulting)?

@MAL LA creatives, how's your experience been working for apple?

If anyone is hiring in Canada please kindly give my partner a chance. The wait, dilemma and uncertainty is taking a very big toll from us.
-He got almost 5 years of project management, bid management and proposal management experience for a construction consultant company.
-He got experience in Primavera, got excellent statistical analysis skill, can use python for constructing ML models,
- He is proficient in RFP,RFI,RFQ for construction projects as he got BSc in Civil Engineering and MBA. 🙏🙏

Anyone in consulting and doing OE? Using bench time for J2+ seems like a good opportunity in this environment, considering it wouldn’t look out of place to remain on the bench for quite a while

Is Meetup legit and a good way to meet people? Looking to find new things to do with new people

Hi everyone! First time posting here. I am in a good sales role at my current company but it’s my first solid AE role in the tech industry. I am interested in exploring other opportunities as I know there are a lot out there, but is anyone else worried about the current economic state? I’m worried that if I find a new position for a new company and the economy going to sh** that I am worried about job security. Anyone else feel this way?

I have offer of Capgemini, DXC Technologies, Xoriant for noida location.
Not sure which one to join. PLS HELP SHARKS

How’s comp and culture at Altamont?

Anyone here start playing golf later in life? How did you pick it up? I'm in my early 20s/F, and I want to try out golf but don't have any friends or family that play.

Is breaking into equity research/coverage teams as hard as breaking into traditional advisory/M&A IB being from a non target school with a non finance degree?

What is the percentage annual appraisal hike given for CTC of 32 to 35 LPA at TCS? Grade: C3B

Has anyone heard about layoffs happening in agencies these days?

What's the average salary for Data Science Consultant CL 9 at Accenture Applied Intelligence (S&C)?

“Do you think art directors look at images online for inspiration?”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

Recent client discussion (on a million + dollar dispute over secured FF&E).

Client: we need to do some thug shit to them.

Me: I don't typically recommend thug shit as a litigation strategy. Here's my thoughts...

Client: well I guess we can do this legit. Interesting...

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Wife’s company sent out a mandatory employee survey. One question asked if they live with with any coworkers. Only choices are yes and no. Is that an appropriate question? And is it even legal to ask that?

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

(When calling a colleague's cell with no notice) "You caught me in the middle of my nut." 😳

“Don’t count manually, we can INDEX MATCH this bitch!”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

The division I work at seems to have some weird shady Ora’s about it, unexplained spending, intentional lack of raise’s, and pay scales that are all over the map. Do I go above my supervisor to bring this to attention or do I just Run! Problem is I like my coworkers enough to not want to see them taking it in the dirty end if they do a corporate review?
What to do, what to do?

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

You see two co-workers kissing, who are both married, at a work event. What do you do? Hypothetical question and of course asking for a friend. No but really, should I do anything?

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.