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They will tell everyone that it’s truly a merger, and not an acquisition, and that no Jobs will be lost! Then they’ll throw a big party to celebrate The merger to keep up morale. Then they’ll gradually, as quietly as possible, lay off every creative who originally came from the Mars Agency, in small groups over a period of several years—while the top Mars execs parachute out one by one very rich people.

Source: direct personal experience

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Mars is the client

Mergers=layoffs but those linked in posts about the new monster alliance of commerce optimism from leaders will balance out the green hashtag flags.

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I wonder what will happen with ARC now- is it a conflict shop or the next “merger”?

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