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Mine says lay off of taco bell for a while

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They say keep your standards high and your squats low

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What does yours say?

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My dude butt isnt pictured here but hopefully it says i do my squats lol

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No no, HR, I wasn’t harassing the new hire, I was just ASSessing their personality.

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Mine says I’m tired of sitting at this desk

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"What I learned about B2B Sales by Creep Staring at Your Butt"

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That’s on LinkedIn?!? Oh wow.

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My butt makes a lot of noises, but it really doesn’t say anything.

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No. That’s a different asshole. 🤣

Report to group admins. Then leave the group.

They probably think they are funny, but not everyone is cut out for comedy.

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At least it isn’t, “How These Top 5 Butt Shapes Taught Me All I Need To Know About B2B Marketing.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mine says “chica, when you lost all that weight, you lost your ass too” 😬

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I just see PAWGs and PABGs and want the healthy ones to show to work just like that.

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Was just asked to reduce my rate by 20%. Sorry, but I’m not having a Cyber Monday sale.

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I’m trying to get an estimated ideal of what my costs would be when moving to Chicago. How much do you spend a month on “going out” (before pandemic)? Specifically referring to going to restaurants, getting drinks, take out, and coffee. Not including transportation.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Bold move A&M. What are the the thoughts on the inside? Are there people planning to take the unpaid leave or quit?

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What is the typical bonus and hike for a C13 (VP) in technology in Pune (or Chennai) who has been offered 50 lacs per annum

How do you find out who’s “top bucket” and who’s not? Do they disclose this? Also how do you become one?

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Mt Gox bitcoin liquidation: Influencer hype or actual likely source of downward price pressure in the next month?

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How much do you actually work per day. For me it is an avg of 3-4 hours

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Dear Sharks,

What will be In hand salary per month ?

LTA, Food coupon, upskill allowance , Tele bill-- all these includes In take home salary ?

My CCTC is 7.5 as Fixed, take home monthly 56k. Is this a good deal ?

Please Help

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Hi everyone Today is my tcs doj and I got a mail from my onboarding manager that your doj is postponed please connect with your recruiter.
What might be the reasons.

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Engineering manager vs Tech Architect?

YOE 9+ as backend developer.

Which path have growth in terms of compensation, learnings and opportunities ?

How much difference is there in salary between EM and architect ?

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Guys I'm planning to buy some formal shoes as my WFO is starting from next Month can u please suggest me some from Flipkart?
As I'm a newbie I don't know anything.(about office wears)
Just guide me 😂

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Hi All,
Good day!

I'm planning to search for a job in foreign countries but I have some questions in my mind...
1. What would be my minimum salary
Please be noted that I'm spending 1.5L -1.8L pm for my family expenditures (family of 2) with the similar way of expenditure how much should I earn?
2. Which country would provide better opportunities to Bigdata Engineer?
3. Is it better to stay in India with 21LPA or should I consider relocation to other countries?

Thanks in Advance!!

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Anyone have insight into Goodwin’s remote positions? They aren’t listed on their careers page.

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Anyone have any leads in mid-level corporate social responsibility roles in LA?

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Partners - absent the paycheck, do you enjoy your job? Regardless of yes/no, did you enjoy the path to getting there? If you didn't, what convinced you to keep going at it?

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How’s the freelance market in SF right now?

The thought of Attorneys talking down on Paralegals is sickening.

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Poll: your salary sell-side research analyst and which year are you?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This is how I feel!!!

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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