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Hi Fishes,

Does joining bonus include notice period ?, Let's say I joined in May 2022 and I resigned in March 2023 then I won't have to repay that amount, right ?

Accenture

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Anyone want to grab a coffee or lunch today? (M26, married)

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works at American Express

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My status at Accenture portal is Offer accepted.
When it will change to 'Hired' ?

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a Product Manager

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🌈 Hiring PM’s! 🌈

I work for an L&D company near Denver. We build learning technologies/simulations for large corporations for mid-level managers to C-suite! I exited from Deloitte (5 YOE) and pay is nice. No travel and WFH 2-3 days a week. PM me if interested 🤓

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works at PwC

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Anyone starting at Deloitte Jan 11?!

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works at HARMAN India

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Bowl Leader

Hi Fishes, Welcome to the data engineering Hive. Since we are growing it will be great if we can start with a brief introduction with this this thread. Mine is as follows

Company :- Harman international
YOE :- 6
tech :- AWS, Spark, Hadoop, airflow , Kafka , python , informatica, oracle, plsql ,sql

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works at CamelBak

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Seeking a referral at Amazon for the Senior Category Merchant Manager (CMM), Handmade.
Appreciate likes so I can DM!

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a Software Engineer

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Hi All,
Has anyone joined Accenture early and recieved joining bonus.?
I have been recieving mail like if I can join in this month I will get bonus as well as notice period buy out amount reimbursement.
But they are not mentioning JB amount before I confirm them when I can join.
I have 11 fixed offer, how much I can receive JB if I join month early??
Accenture IndiaAccenture

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On Amazon, a role’s title is Sr. Manager but when reading the job description it says Senior Program Manager. Does that mean the salary will be that of a Senior Program Manager (L6)?
Amazon

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a Junior Art Director

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I really need advice. I’ve been in my current role for a couple years and I’m just so defeated. I am good at my job. I work so hard and I’m so undervalued and unappreciated. My work is scrutinized to a degree that no one else experiences (I could give concrete examples of other people delivering design work that haven’t met BASIC design principles and it’s gotten approved) compared to me where I frequently get feedback that somehow makes my work worse but I just comply because it’s not (1/2)

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a Brand Marketing Manager

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What do you do to increase the chance of your content going viral?

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a Consultant

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My friend is working in Microsoft as a project manager. Got an offer to join make my trip as a technical program manager. Current salary is 15l (base 11.5). How much should he ask for? Microsoft MakeMyTrip

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a Senior Quality Assurance Engineer

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Hi All,
Need an help!

Help me choose :
Apexon 22 fixed client : Paypal
Virtusa 23.5 fixed
Which one should I join?

Virtusa Apexon

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works at Publicis Sapient

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How is the wlb and job security here ?

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works at KPMG

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Organization's contribution towards well being component ka kitna % claim kar sakte ?

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works at Accenture

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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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a Partner

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Wow! McKinsey, what next?

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a Senior Consultant

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Conversation Starter

Our generations greatest contribution is memes

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a Venture Capital Associate

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Visual Storyteller

Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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an Assistant Manager

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What is the salary for Cloud expert in Government at PwC and anyone can tell about their experience in this role.

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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a Senior Manager

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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a Senior Manager

Borrowed from the consulting bowl, but I thought ya’ll might like some locally-sourced cringe

https://joinfishbowl.com/post_4pspd7fuzd

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a Lead Software Engineer

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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a Vice President

▸ Financial Advisors

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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a Business Intelligence Developer

▸ Design

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It's the "loves this" for me

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works at Deloitte

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Visual Storyteller

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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works at Deloitte

▸ Assurance

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Pro

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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works at Booz Allen Hamilton

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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works at Deloitte

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Enthusiast

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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a Manager

▸ Other (non-Software)

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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a Human Resources Coordinator

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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an UX Designer

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Nice try Accenture.

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a M&A Analyst

▸ Financial Services

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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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an Associate

▸ Financial Services

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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a Legal Counsel

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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an Executive Recruiter

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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