**walks into stall, sees skidmarks in toiletbowl, walks out of stall**

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Im more interested in how shit ends up on the upper back of the bowl. Is your asshole a shotgun?

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That's enough fish bowl for today

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Skid marks don't bother me but a warm toilet seat freaks me the fuck out.

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Ok so maybe it's more common than I thought. I got really drunk one night, and put in a new tampon before bed. The next morning, pulled out TWO tampons (the night before I had forgotten to take the old one out)... they both slung out and blood splattered all over the bathroom. It looked like a murder scene in there. I was also very hungover. It was a rough morning all around.

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Worst i've seen is blood on the bathroom stall walls. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

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^ omg. I have actually done this before but not in public. It was terrible. The whole story is way too TMI though. Even though this is anonymous hahah

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They are worse because sometimes they don't just leave streaks of poop but blood. Super gross.

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^a common problem for many after a night of drinking

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😂😂😂 Sorry Ben

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Oh god EY 2, that's actually really dangerous for your health! Glad you're ok!

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EY 2 I almost threw up just now!! Your killing me

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Is this problem exclusive to men's bathrooms? How bad are women's bathrooms by comparison?

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@EY2 😂😂😂

Tell it, please

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I don't think this is what OP had in mind on this thread

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@EY2 I've totally done it by accident too. They need wet wipes in stalls.

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👏👏👏👏👏

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This thread is priceless!! Straight HOF NASTY!

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Yeah posts like these is why I have FB

Thank you, EY2 😘

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I do the same thing! Immediately turn around and try to Clear my mind.

Blood on the toilet seat too. Gross.

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