Went ahead and squirted 2 pumps of Listerine into the palm of my hand just now. TWO PUMPS!

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I pumped it thinking it was soap (I’m new here). But I can’t believe that I hit it twice! My update is I cleaned it up and went back to work. I’m not a monster.

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🙋‍♂️ I actually put Listerine on my toenails when I give myself a pedicure.

It helps remove dry skin, softens your cuticles, and whitens your nails. I assume it works just as good for your hands.

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Well, definitely better than mistaking the hand soap for Listerine. 🤢

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Update?

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At least you have listerine! We barely have soap sometimes...

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What did you do next? I can’t continue my day without knowing. What a tease!

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You at WT?

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I’ve done this at Equinox.

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same.

Why? Did you mistake it for hand sanitizer?

You work at Edelman

Given where they place the Listerine, it would be pretty hard to mistake that for the soap!

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I’ve been very close to doing this recently lol

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