What’s a vegetarian 🌱 pet ?

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I am a vegetarian and I can be your pet as long as you take care of me, pay my mortgage and fund my retirement plans.

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A cactus

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I would say a rabbit but they are not easy to keep. Maybe a rock

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OP, does vegetarianism support breeding an animal and keeping it outside of its natural environment purely for human enjoyment? #justsayin

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So you’re telling me you have philosophical differences with the dietary needs of a Labrador?

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A cow or a goat - all your herbivorous animals!

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A vegetable

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A hamster or guinea pig!

A bird. Well some like insects. Or a mouse? Idk. Weird ones. Fish?

A snail

Gary!

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