What are some things you can say during sex and also during a client meeting?

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Kindly do the needful

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There is not an emoji that describes just how much I’m laughing right now.

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May I roll off?

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Who just joined?

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Can we go bottom up on this...

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No problem. Let's just dive in.

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Let me plug in, so we can get started.

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Sorry in the interest of time, we started without you

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This sounds like a Family Feud prompt.

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We’ll table it

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So sorry! I was on mute.

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keeping you happy is my #1 priority

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That was not the reaction I was hoping for

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I bill by the hour

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Plz fix? 🤣

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I think we need to align better.

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Let's get that up real quick!

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Hold on, I’m still looking for the deck

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1. This scope seems large but we’ll tackle it in bite sized pieces
2. We understand your need and our team is uniquely qualified to handle this challenge
3. I have to jump off early but appreciate the time

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Sorry, I’m having connection issues

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Does everyone have a place to sit?

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“I was not expecting it to be this long”
“Can we hurry up it’s almost lunch time”

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“I guess we can have some time back”

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We should look at adding more headcount to deliver the full scope of services agreed upon

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