What’s the job number for holding in farts?

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Probably depends on whose you’re holding in.

smart

5318008

funny

Holding in company or in house?

Related Posts

What is the salary of newly joined Tax Associate in PwC IAC ?

Low billable, low pressure work in privacy law? Slowly realizing that as my boys get older, the money isn’t worth what I’m missing out on. Currently a tech litigation associate with lots of hearing, depo and trial experience (I’ve appeared on my own at hearings/depos) at a well respected firm. I have limited privacy experience despite being hired for that reason… Have my CIPM and CIPP/US /E and /C. Remote preferred; hubs is pilot with cool intl transfer opportunities. Money isn’t issue.

funnylike

Had a serious debate with a hipster last night. Was there anyway for America to get all of the idealistic benefits of Bernie Sanders without losing half my paycheck? Solve that and i'll feel the bern

like

Not sure if this goes here but my brother is looking for an acquisition role at a real estate investment firm in NYC. Right now, he has 3 years experience in commercial real estate as a broker. Any one have any opportunities or ideas where he should look? Thanks for all the help!

like

Hi Fishes and Sharks,

Anyone looking out for referral in Maersk for Data Engineer, Engineering Manager roles, Please DM me. Lots of opportunities with good WLB and competitive package.

Post Photo
likeuplifting

Anyone who can share their experience with the Harvard Extension School?

like

Has anybody invested on affordable housing in Gurgaon, India? Or got any insight for a first time investor.

like

Hii! Anyone from Coimbatore looking to avail the summertime meal for this month ?! :)

like

How do I start preparation for big companies like MAANG?
I want to know what learning path should I follow. I know about lots of resources but can't follow them randomly.

likeuplifting

Let's compete! What's the craziest fake news you've heard so far and how many relatives of yours believed it?

like

Deloitte Consulting's M&A team is hiring IT M&A professionals for their Dubai office (United Arab Emirates, Middle East)

If interested, please reach out for more color

like

Posting 🌄 for likes.

Post Photo
likeuplifting

Hello guys,
Hope you all are doing good.!
Does cgi provide free udemy access??. Also do we get any reimbursement if we clear the online examination like Microsoft or ccna kinda certification? Pls do reply!

like

What is the salary range for Enterprise Agility Manager- Technology Strategy & Advisory?

like

Should Dropbox be used as the main file system for a busy Litigation office? Help me prove that it shouldn’t and suggest a software that your firm uses.

like

Interested in a San Francisco/Bay Area networking/support group for consultants that have been laid off?
See comments for more details

likeupliftinghelpful

Is it too late to buy Sandbox land now?

funny

I was in the final stages of an interview with Microsoft two weeks ago, in partner marketing. Then the recruiter told me they were putting the hiring process on hold to assess the need for the role. Well, then we heard about Microsoft layoffs last week. Seems like most were in Xbox and Project Alpha but there’s not a lot of information out there. Should I hold out any hope that I’m going to get this job? Any insights on how much these layoffs have impacted the marketing org and/or new hiring?

like

Hello Fishes,

I have 9+ yoe in banking and credit cards domain, tech stack: VisionPlus Mainframe development.

Kindly let me know if you have any suitable open position. Thank you.

Additional Posts in Advertising Confessions

Does anyone really, really love their job? Or do you just do it to pay bills and get to the weekend? I'm curious how many people actually truly love what they do

like

I just started a new job, they are asking me to lead training. I have no experience in the subject matter. Why me?

like

When you think you have made a mistake in life, when you have regrets, be gentle with yourself. Remember that you have the power to make choices. I've learned a lot about this from my friend...

likeuplifting

I’m tired of the arrogance and male techno-superiority. Where are the humans with feelings, vulnerability, joy in all of this?

like

I make a lot more than a coworker along with a higher title all because I have an awesome boss who cares and he has a selfish one. Should I say something to my boss or HR?

like

it’s been 3 years in this city and I really need to hang out with someone other than my boyfriend. But I’m terrible at “networking"

likeuplifting

My CEO was just ousted and I think he left a stash of weed in his old office

like

People always compliment how soft my skin is, I honestly think it’s because I don’t shower daily so I never have to use lotion and my skin has a natural oil balance. I usually shower every other day or every 2 days. Unless I sweat or get dirty… Showering everyday is such an advertising concept, a whole industry is built on it, but we were not meant to shower every single day, 50 years ago most people didn’t

likeupliftinghelpful

I was late to an interview.

I’m type A, never late, certainly not to an interview. I called & sent an email as soon as I knew I would be delayed. They had me come in anyway. Am I totally screwed?

I've been here (NYC) for 4 years already but for some reason I'm not happy. My first job out of college is okay but not thrilling. I have this constant sense of hopelessness and doom.

like

Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

like

Feeling old. Selling my $4000 motorcycle and buying a $4000 couch.

likefunny

Is anyone else in the middle of switching jobs? Should coronavirus be giving me second thoughts about making a move?

like

She doesn't know the real reason why I'm lukewarm about kids: I don't think she's matured enough. I'm trying to plan for retirement and a house, but all she wants is her next overseas vacation

like

Agency Idea: The Ginger Group. Redheads only. You should see our Diversity and Inclusion page!

likefunny

America is the Florida of the world and it’s embarrassing.

Post Photo
likefunny

I have a coworker who’s a functional alcoholic. I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before so I don’t even know if it’s my place to say something

like

After nearly a year WFH and being with my family 24/7, I’m not entirely sure we actually like each other. Or maybe they don’t like me being at home. Or they don’t like me. Probably the latter 😞

like

Anyone else cursed with desperately wanting someone to tell you what to do to get better, but knowing that you would never listen?

like

My partner refuses to flatulate during waking hours around me. I feel this lack of intimacy is cause for alarm. I calmly mentioned my concerns and she doesn't feel comfortable speaking about the subject. Any suggestions?

likefunny

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal