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Waiting for the ChatGPT writeup explaining how this relates to B2B sales.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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