What’s your favorite headline? I don’t have great references and I’m reading a list of greats and they all sound like bad puns and taglines.

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Somewhere on an airplane a man is trying to rip open a small bag of peanuts.

Harley Davidson

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Look up the Economist campaign.

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“One in four women will be raped in her lifetime. Will it be your mother, your sister, your daughter or your wife?”

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Jesus

Hey Whipple has some great examples

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“Cook when you’re dead or living in Westchester.” - Seamless

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Drive it like you hate it.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

If you’re driving down the road and you see a Fina station and it’s on your side so you don’t have to make a u-turn through traffic and there aren’t six cars waiting and you need gas or something please stop in.

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That’s all most are tbh. This old Porsche ads fallon did are some of my favorite headlines

https://davedye.com/2022/03/29/remember-those-great-porsche-ads-1-bruce-bildsten/

Thirst killed Nestea’s father. Nestea swore revenge.

“Great minds like a think” - Economist

“Scream your own name” - Pink cherry (vibrators)

“We’re #1 in the #2 business” - some plumbing company

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