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When you are on a call on Skype and have to pee but can't

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Mute>do business>fart>make sure you're empty>flush>un mute.

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You can have Skype call your phone

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Got a Gatorade bottle?

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Lower corner of the window, you can transfer it to your phone

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Skype = from computer not phone

bring the computer with you - it's a laptop right

It has a presentation and I'm not working from home today

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