Why do all the millennials I know run marathons but have to use valet instead of free parking and walking?

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Most millennials don't own cars

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Because we love our avocado toast

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Marathon runs are more insta worthy

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Lol fuck valet. Can't afford it. I'd rather take that extra $10 and add it to my meal

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Here is my question to you- in which cities are you finding this free parking that you speaketh of?

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My favorite is the 0.0 sticker

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Thank you to D2...I'm an 80's baby who didn't have high-speed Internet at home till I was 17. And very tired of being lumped in with folks who were still crapping their diapers during 9/11.

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S&- I know- they really need to de-couple the 1980-1989 millennials from the rest. We grew up during the glorious 90s and have all probably been self-sufficient since graduating college despite graduating into the financial crisis. Mark Zuckerburg, Lebron James, we've already changed the world for the better and we're not even 40! (Btw, P1, if you are going to dinner with millennials, I am guessing that it is for work, which means that they're prob expensing it. Since they don't get unit payouts the way you do as an owner, they're prob just charging it to GAA and calling it a day! Have I mentioned that we're also efficient and strategic?)

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Bad sample. Bring me in and I will show you how to bring hard work, common sense and discipline to projects, personal goals, and perception management.

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Because we want to use our cash ousside. Cash me ousside how bow da? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Spot on D2.

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Ha ha.. valid point.

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K3- me too. Maybe we're 80s babies as opposed to those post-USSR millennials...

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80s babies rule 🤘

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80's unite! (I'm very early 80's mind you)

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They like to put the 26.2 sticker on the back of the car that they take to valet

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Duh

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As a millennial marathon runner, I'd answer if I used valets, but I don't

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I know a team that was suppose to have a 5.0 but didn't achieve

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Cause they are the laziest generation yet...

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