"Why don't we just cheat by being nice instead of doing unto others as they have done unto us?"

How is CGI pune office?
Will CGI provide work from home for initial days?

What’s your pay range at different firm and region/city at managing director level? I am not sure I am underpaid

Hi Fishes,
Looking for opportunity as SAP BO developer with 5.8years of experience.Let me know if anything available at Kolkata /Bangalore.(No start ups please)

Can someone tell me what is TCS NON STP work location in Hyderabad

In my offer it's showing as NON STP Hyderabad

What were some circumstances where you have had to to let go of an internal company offer after accepting it?

Are there any particular companies that are known for allowing consultants to go on international projects (jr staff level)? At PwC I feel like it’s basically impossible.

Great food recommendations in Madrid? Preferably not super pricy

Lateral hire, having an intro call with a Director at my new firm in an industry I want to join. How do I make sure I don’t waste their time with silly or redundant questions?

Hi Fishes

I am looking for people who like to go on trips/trekking. Anyone who is a wanderer like me, can connect. Lets build a community!

Carl Nassib 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer based in Australia? Would like to move and wondering if I have a shot at a PR visa

Anyone here from FFO Consulting ?
Please DM.

I just realized I missed a hearing for a pro Bono client. The Pro Bono partner knew about it but I’m not sure if they went. I’ve been slammed due to Russia and Ukraine issues. . . How pissed do you think the Pro Bono partner will be?

What is your mainsource of entertainment?

If u also believe these queens fall in line as an evolution of a disco pokemon (ranked most accessible to more “acquired taste”)…then DM me and let’s set a date:
1. Dua Lipa
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Jessie Ware
4. Roisin Murphy

Going to Italy end of October, planning on visiting the Lamborghini and Ferrari museums. Which Ferrari museum is better? Modena or Maranello? Or is it worth it to visit both?

I have International Tax compliance background and in transition. I am interested in leads. If you are aware of any please let me know and possibly refer me as well.

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm