Why manifest a job when you can just manifest what the job provides for you instead?

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She is also selling copies of this job interview prep and career manifestation guide, only $19.99 each. (Bulk discounts available)

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Clearly she’s a global talent leader! You can tell because she desperately tries to tell you so.

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I left that shitshow of a website months ago; What are these little grey boxes with [Takeaways] and nonsense?

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Right.

Employer laid you off:
“I would like to take the time to thank my employer that I am sad to leave, and remember all the wonderful things I have learned. I will forever cherish this place”.

It’s a mess…

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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