Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.

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I interviewed someone yesterday. He was dressed very messy and poor. I said "I can't hire you your clothes are poor." He said he has to dress that way to cover a scar. He showed it to me. It was the face of my mother. I hired him and said your scars can be your greatest asset.

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This is gold. Can someone make a bot that comments variations of this kind of stuff to Bridgette Hyacinth? And maybe another bot army to immediately like it 100k times? Just train the bot on Bridgette's own posts

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This!!

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Thank you Shannon for being a wonderful team lead

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