25 M NYC and I am going to be honest I am looking to get down down dowwwwnnn with a beautiful F 🥵. Wish there was a voice recording feature on this thing to make you all understand the vibe.

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I see you EY 😏. Why don’t you make your way to my DMs

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Oh we can hear the desperation in the text 😅

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Yeah yeah, assume my gender bro. You have a 67% chance of being wrong.

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I see you too Deloitte 👀. Can you make some noise? (In the voice of Justin Timberlake during the Justified tour). This line would make more sense if this app had the recording feature.

Disappointment waiting on the other end 😂
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