So… I sometimes squirt and I’m super nervous during sex because I don’t know how guys will react. Fellas, how would you feel if your sneaky link started squirting during a session at her place?

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RIP your DMs. Lots of guys love it

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We’ll see lol

Nice try, HR

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Making you squirt is our validation that we can satisfy you before we finish in 3 minutes 😌

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That’s 2 more minutes than me!

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Do you live in the NYC area?

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Tough to see any guys who will have a problem

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I would welcome and love it!! Nothing gets me going than seeing a women squirt. Will drown my face in it.

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You can squirt for me anywhere and everywhere

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My kind of guy

I feel like this is a trap since it’s HR but I’ll say that all guys love the squirt.

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It’s the biggest ego boost ever. Let me bathe in that squirt

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Just tell us that you tend to squirt, ask to prepare a towel below where you will release, and continue. I would be flattered by it, but the stains would inconvenience me

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Do male stains inconvenience you as well?

So tell us, what makes you?

Ok, it’s just pee right? Right?? Like how did it become a thing suddenly but wasn’t a thing for millennia? I’m convinced it’s pee and some women have weak bladder control or y’all doing it on purpose.

SM1, ejaculate has to travel a long way to create a baby…hence the shape of the penis and it shoots out. What, evolutionarily speaking, would be the reason female orgasm would need shoot out? Female orgasms actually draw male ejaculate in and upward so the sperm can have an easier way of finding the egg.

Why would arousal or female orgasm need to push outward? It’s pee, hun.

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