If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're into yoga and you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape; Then I'm the love that you've looked for... write to me and escape

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Yes, I like piña coladas, an getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food and I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

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So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you". Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew".

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Understanding of proper grammar not necessary, lol, too late to edit the above.

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Aww, it’s you!

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