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Hope he kills it at his new role!

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Omg 😂😂

Yes, but how does it tie in to B2B sales?

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I would also like to announce when I die on LinkedIn.

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I looked into this role too! Health and dental are 100% covered by the employer, and pension is funded for life after your first year of joining. To top it all off, turnover is lowest in the industry!

In the end they said I didn’t meet their qualifications, so, bit disappointing.

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That's a way to make an announcement.

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Omg. I’m dead. 💀💀💀

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So is he

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Is his new position horizontal?

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Business with Tom is never dying!

He may have actually died

That’s just wrong.

Is this for real??? 😳 LinkedIn is crazy these days

No commute foi this guy

Tradeoff is that he has to work the graveyard shift

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Did a family member set this up?

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Hike expectations for someone who got mid year promotion ?con to scon

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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This is how I feel!!!

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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