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Congrats? 😳

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What else do you expect from a crypto bro?

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came here to say this

Please stop hiding the names. These people are proud of what they post. Let the world see them.

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Do a reverse image search…

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This would make me consider firing his partner for such questionable judgement

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🤮🤮

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The look on his face like 😏

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TMI….

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Not enough information; he should write the details of the whole process and ultimately tell us what that taught him about B2B sales.

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His post absolutely reeks of Axe body spray and hair gel.

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People liking his post on LI are gross too

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Hear hear

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😬

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He dyed his hair and eyebrows and works in crypto…I imagine he’s got hundreds of other dirtbag posts on his LinkedIn? Share those too please!

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He’s boasting like his sperm did all the work of “putting the baby” without giving his team mate any credit 😂

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Dead leg material?

Plot twist: it's not his baby.

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I bred my wife. Here’s what it taught me about closing sales in B2B tech.

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For anyone who is curious, I set out on an adventure to verify that this screen grap is true. It is/. Dude’s name is Gordon Einstein

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W.T.F. 🤢

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😬 😳 😱 🤢 wow….

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Ew

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Lmao omg I’m sorry…But this cannot be real..is it?? Lol I can’t 😂

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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