A post for some giggles: what's the quickest path to unlimited wealth and happiness?

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Inheritance

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Marry for money.

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Winning the lottery

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Getting elected potus. This dickhead is actually going to make himself a billionaire off it.

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Wanting less money

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Bank heist

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Becoming a Catholic priest? Wealthiest organisation in the world and a lifetime spent in peaceful contemplation.

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Redefining wealth

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Yoga 🙏

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Getting a lobotomy.

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Live in a tent in Nebraska

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Luck.

Wealth and happiness do not always coexist but I will go with Inheritance

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