Anybody had plastic on here? Worth spending signing bonus on?

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Have you ever felt fake boobs? If you're not into guys, I'm assuming you're into women? Do you actually prefer the feel of larger fake boobs to smaller natural ones in the women you've been with? Most people don't (because they're terrible).

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According to Entourage they've gotten really good and going under the muscle to make them feel more real. That being said all of the fake boobies I've felt have not been on Entourage so they feel like a plastic soccer cone.

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Who abbreviates "plastic surgery" as "plastic". LA office I'm guessing?

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Call it an inorganic growth project

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Plastic people

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I call is a self-esteem issue

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Who doesn't want giant tits though? Tell me I'm wrong

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I'd guess Dallas.

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It's a dealbreaker for me. Screams self-esteem issues. Plus they just feel wrong.

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Fake boobs are terrible.

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I had my boobs done haha

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@op it all depends how much you got and how much you are adding. If you go from A to D I'll will be awkward. If you go from D to DDD, it will be tough not to marry rich 😀

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also OP: 🙋🏼 hey ☺️

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McK1 - of all girls I've been with, literally only one girls beasts were botched. Implants all the way!!! Source: me, the sad, single 32yr old w disposable income to spend on women.

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Ugh I wish, I'm going from a moderate to a career boosting size, am I right or am I right?

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Op- big boobs won't buy u a career boost. It will only attract you to sex starved south Asians

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I went from a small B to full C. It ended up perfect. I've had nothing but compliments

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Op- describe ur present boobies in vivid detail. I will recommend if you need plastic

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Lol @ D2

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Huh?

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