Anybody had plastic on here? Worth spending signing bonus on?

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Have you ever felt fake boobs? If you're not into guys, I'm assuming you're into women? Do you actually prefer the feel of larger fake boobs to smaller natural ones in the women you've been with? Most people don't (because they're terrible).

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According to Entourage they've gotten really good and going under the muscle to make them feel more real. That being said all of the fake boobies I've felt have not been on Entourage so they feel like a plastic soccer cone.

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Unless you got hired with a contingency to get a plastic surgery I don't think you need to get a surgery...

I mean do we really "need" to do a lot of the things we do?

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I was into this chic till I found out that she had fake tits. That was the end of it all for me. Felt bad so talked with some friends and they all described it as 'desperate'. I hear the girl had back problems recently and doctor recommended reduction. Ha. First you spend money on getting these and then on getting rid of these. A real guy wouldn't care. Ps: the only real use could be if you run out of life jackets; these might help you stay afloat. 😝

Guys guys guys - I'm not even into the 🍆😒... plus wouldn't be doing it for anyone else but me

Doesn't change the fact they're terrible. People only do heroin for themselves; doesn't mean it's good for them.

"Good" is so subjective, as with anything there are benefits and drawbacks. the comparison to heroin is very out there. For the record, I would find it hard to go for anyone with such an antiquated mentality - it's the 21st century, increasing my bra size does not feel like a huge issue. I'd like to hear from someone with experience

OP: i can assess the current situation. i won't even bill for my time

Men who get their wives fake tits are men who want to show their women off. Everything about it is pathetic.

I'm all for it. I fixed a problem and look smarter as a result. Do it.

More women should buy implants and plastic in general. And more men.

I think so too - what's the big diff feel wise?

What's the difference between real life and a movie? What's the difference between Roquefort and pasteurized cheese product? One feels wonderful, the other feels terrible.

As a person with natural large boobs...the back problems are real, don't do it. Esp if you like yoga

Sup K3

Im a boob guy so you have my full support

The problem is you are totally looked at like a ditz at work and every male and sometimes female in your office and client just stares at your chest all the time

K3, oh no, not that!

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