Anyone else receive these intense recruiting emails from "Meta" recently? 😂

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I went through the interview just to get some reps in and build up some leverage for my actual target company. Facebook can suck my balls, I’m very happy to waste their time.

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It just went over your head, Jimothy

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Zuck probably typed it himself.

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Mmkay

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Say what you will. The guy is a legend.

Don't know whether to schedule a meeting or build a bomb shelter

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Meta gots to do betta.

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🎶 Baby come back! You can blame it all on me. 🎶

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These guys have such an inflated sense of self-worth that it’s almost sad

… but not sad enough to keep me from ruthlessly mocking them!!

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That I agree, BCG1.

“Where will you say you were when the metaverse was created?”

At home.

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When they say making the world a better place they mean completely unraveling our social fabric and our respect for other human beings, right?

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We destroyed democratic society in the real world. Now help us wreck stuff in a fake world!

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Meta is whack. Especially it’s fintech unit (Novi or F2 or Calibra or whatever they’re calling it these days). Full of 🤡

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Wow what role

No specific role.

Meta verse lol

They gave the same spiel, I got an employee referral and then they ghosted me after the manager and recruiter telling me I was moving forward 🤡

I honestly cannot imagine a “mission” I’d rather work towards less than meta

You mean... you don't want to change the world?!

Connect me!

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