Apparently this email went out at Cohn Reznick

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Note this is for their deals team. Not saying I agree with the tone, but being on call sort of comes with the territory on deals teams. I’m not in deals but work closely with those teams as my specialty is tax for PE owned middle market companies.

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What’s deal team? Like FDD? Or pre M&A, like the deal team people at PE shops ?

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This isn’t a good email but can’t judge the whole firm for it. I work in a great team and I am very happy with the firm overall.

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Possibly or the type of person that wears Cohnreznick t shirts to the bar 🥴

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Lol f’ing CR thinks its Goldman Sachs

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This screenshot is actually old news. Someone posted it like a month ago on here or Reddit, I forget.

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Check in? On vacation? No

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Obviously they missed the memo on what PTO is. Checking in am and pm - jokers.

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That’s all pretty standard and implied, except the check in twice a day. Once to forward any emails.


We aren’t in health care, Nor are we first responders. There are 0 emergencies.

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I agree, it’s the condescending tone of the email which would bother me if I worked there. Smaller firms tend to do that.

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This is why I started taking sailing vacations. I am on a sailboat in the ocean, with limited power and almost no mobile service. I will talk to you when I get back.

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BVIs, Abacos and I did one trip out off Mexico. I have done liveaboard classes out of Fort Lauderdale.

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Cohn Reznick has deals work?

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CR1 actually not too far off. We bid on a PE backed chiropractic roll up and lost on fees to CR - by a lot. Don’t know what they pay you guys there but the deals work ain’t paying for it

A) I wouldn’t be using vacation if I’m checking in.

B) Why is the bad grammar always from people on a power trip? Learn to use commas, you incompetent dolt.

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I am inserting dolt into my vocabulary effective immediately

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First and last requests seem fair but checking in on vacation is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of.

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They triiiiiiiiiiiiied it...... They better be paying you 3/4x’s your salary for that bull

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I’m on this team and I didn’t think this email was that bad until I got on fishbowl.. 😣😣

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Yikes

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I think I have internalized bad behavior from management; isn’t this email just a normal request? 🤣

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Most of it is what you'd expect and not that unreasonable. The objectionable part is the requirement to take your laptop on vacation and to check in am and pm!!! You should be able to handover to the team whilst you're on vacation. If you can't, something is wrong in that team.

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If someone wrote me this email I would
Literally reply all “f off” Whoever wrote that sucks a lot.

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👀🤔😂

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Simon says the last person to request for PTO stays

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Oof

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I wish a partner would send me something like this 🤣🤣🤣 ain’t vacation if I have to do all this #Kickrocks

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