At what age can my son neatly take butter out of the package on his own without it looking like a murder scene?

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I've got a 15 yo and I'm still waiting.

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After his wife teaches him how to do it properly

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At no age, according to my wife

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At no age. If you can get them to butter things without leaving tiny crumbs in your butter, I’d count it as a win.

SN: To this day, I don’t understand people who can offer guests butter that looks like it’s been breaded. 🤢

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When they can pay for the butter

30 something and then not when in presence of corn on the cob?!?

My wife still struggles to do that hahahha

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