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Performance year 😉

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Me: Both!!

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If you’re responding like this, I can see why. You’re hanging out with the wrong people

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Or someone in appropriations

I live in DC and I will be using this joke going forward 😂

Lol 😂

Maybe they were performing in different tiers 😬😜

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