*BOOP* Hi who just joined the call? *BOOP* Hi who just joined the call? *BOOP* Hi who just joined the call?

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*everyone announces at once*

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O gawd not this again

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Hey guys. Can you see my screen? Hello? Can you hear me?

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Were you on mute? No, I fuckin hoped somebody else would start talking.

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Everyone is a robot in corporate ok

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I got in trouble for not catching all names wbe everyone blurted their names all at once. Fml

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Sometimes I pretend I am having Skype issues so I can give myself more time to get ready with the material 🤐

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(When people call in late) *BOOP* Hi who just joined the call?........

I used to really hate this until I started going to McKinsey calls. The dial in just lets you in the room even if the host hasn't joined. You end up talking to yourself and it's way worse.

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