Client: why should we hire you?
McK: we’re McK
BCG: we’re not McK
Bain: thank God we’re not McK
ATK: we were McK, now we’re not
OW: don’t drag us into this McK thing
D: we’re like McK, but even better

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KPMG: if you dont have the money call us, we will do the same work at 1/2 tge price. 1/4 if you ask us twice.

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PE Analyst 1 - You dont get perfection at KPMG rates :-)

How is D better than McK🙄

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D1: Because D > Harvard

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