Consultants… y’all rockin with these? 2023 bonus drip?

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I thought Gizmodo nailed the headline.

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Hello Bruce

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“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”

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This is the lamest thing I’ve ever seen

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not sure why everyone is hating. I personally wouldn’t wear this but I can see the use for it. Disgusting people on mass transit that don’t even attempt to cover their sick mouths, and people raw dogging their sneezes. not the worst idea but just not great execution.

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"raw dogging" in reference to sneezing.

You sir/maam/na, are a literary master.

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Lol. Have folks looking like sub zero up in this joint.

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Step 1: Create the problem
Step 2: Design a fix, call it futuristic

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Stupid stuff for stupid people

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For sure. You rock this on a flight no one will fuck with you.

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For being a douche or an idiot.....end result is the same....added bonus.

Wellness fund?

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Omfg.

I am appalled......
But......
Can't wait to get a pair....lol

I hope someone sells interchangeable front shells and someone makes one that looks like Bane.

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Reminds me of the reverse bear trap contraption in Saw

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Amazing that these double as a face mask! 😷

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Just the waste of $949 I was looking for, not.

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Transform and rollout auto bots

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I’d rather a full helmet at this point

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About 3 years too late….

I wonder if these help in high pollution cities

Looks like that villain from mad max

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