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Pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t be a Trump supporter 🤦‍♂️

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@SA1 haha. Trogdor the Burninator! 🤘

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I didn’t say they could use that picture of me!

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They ended it alright

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Cropped out the best part which is the count of charges he was found guilty on...

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Epoch Times? 🤦‍♂️ He can go foch himself with that motherfoching paper that makes the Enquirer look legit.

Are trumpers on suicide watch yet? Lol

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wtaf

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Crazy this dude is just saying he doesn’t believe in the rule of law, on LinkedIn.

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I simply hope the jurors take their job seriously. I don't know if Trump is guilty of a felon, a misdemeanor, or nothing at all. But it is important the jury judge the facts, not their opinion of Trump.

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Only guilty 34 times

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Anxiously awaiting a rebuttal from Jesus

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I’m so glad my feed doesn’t look like this

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Mine looks like that, so I can post it here for you.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Nice try Accenture.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This is how I feel!!!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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