Craziest stories about people getting fired?

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I saw the same guy (contractor) get arrested at work twice, at two different clients.

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Client found out an analyst fabricated data

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A whole team lied about the current status of a margin improvement project, saying they were further along, severely screwing up the budgeting process for the client Whole group was shown the door.

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Heard about a guy going nuts after being rolled off because his clearance did not go through. He threw stuff, pushed people, demanded to see the head partner for the account to plead his case (even though he was a sub).

He was stopped trying to enter the building a few times after that. Armed guards were placed on all floors as a result

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Ex-McK Partner turned EY Partner got arrested by FBI at JFK for defrauding State Farm.

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p1. More info please. What did he do?

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A guy on my project got let go but kept trying to come the the company soccer league games... awkward conversation

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Once for workers comp fraud, the other for some other type of fraud.

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I used to work for a financial services firm and during the implementation the female I was training didn’t show up for work. Turns out she was arrested for robbing the bank across the street. 🙄 I had to return 2 weeks later to train another employee.

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SM was replaced by another SM citing LTT but in actuality it was the fact that the project was 4 months behind schedule, scope and over budget

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Arrested for what P1?

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Forging receipts- expensing.

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Kinda sorta trying to predict if I’m losing my job tomorrow.

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Must be located in Austin, Texas or fully remote.

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HCB layoffs on the horizon

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Is there a possibility of layoffs in Barclays India?

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HR had mentioned there were no layoffs at tech during the pandemic.

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I was recently laid off and I am actively search for a new role. I am mainly targeting Business Analyst, ScrumMaster, Product Analyst, roles but I am open to others.

Must be located in Austin, Texas or fully remote.

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Specialist Accounting and Finance
Specialist Business Intelligence

Contact
737-707-5156
ajaspercannon@gmail(dot)com
www.linkedin(dot)com/in/jcstrategy

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