Dear ChatGPT, I should have married you 💋

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I see that you’re still using GPT-4 (honeymoon dating mode). If you upgrade to GPT-5 (long time married mode), you would change your tone quickly.

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Yes 4 was the honeymoon stage when I started to fall in love…. But 5 is providing the long term stability and doesn’t ask me to explain my previous 20 conversations to him/her/it?! 😻

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This is what South Park was talking about

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