Dear ChatGPT, I should have married you 💋

Partners - absent the paycheck, do you enjoy your job? Regardless of yes/no, did you enjoy the path to getting there? If you didn't, what convinced you to keep going at it?

How do y’all deal with people at work who are stuck on stupid? Like they have no idea what they’re talking about and they REFUSE to learn. It’s like they have a god complex or something even with proof, maybe bc of their tenure at the company? Even if there’s valid data backing up that they’re wrong. Maybe it’s bc I’m a type 8 enneagram, but it frustrates the hell out of me!
So any advice would be lovely :)

Does anyone have any good mortgage broker recommendations that will help find a way to not pay PMI?

We are adding Ganirelix to our routine tonight - I’m pretty scared as the doctor said it can hurt even more than the menopur. 😱 Can anyone validate??

Is anyone hiring? I have sales experience in the telecom industry and real estate. Looking to relocate to the Bay Area. Looking to crush 2021! Thanks in advance.

CAIA or CMT?

I do institutional sales for an asset manager. Am graduating in the fall with an MBA from a top 40 school. Would like a designation but dont want to do the CFA.  Between the CAIA and CMT: which one is more applicable to asset management, and better status/recognition? appreciate any insight

I’m planning to buy the study materials for the SHRM-CP certificate through Amazon. What are the best ones to obtain?

The son of the owner where I work has been coming to work with a gun showing it off to people. He got into an arguement, put his hands on another employee and threatened to put a 9 bullet in his head. I suspended him and opened an investigation. The owner is mad and feels my case is biased and suspended me. He admitted guild and its not about what happened but why! I need to protect the business & secure the victim to lessen the chance of him reporting this to EEOC or DHL. He's being a dad

I have two questions. I have 10 years of experience in multiple sectors and I have been trying to gain a leadership position. I am attempting my PHR this summer but what are some tips in order for me to obtain a leadership position? Also, how long does it take to obtain another position out of state? I am trying to move to Houston but I don’t want to move until I am confident I can obtain a position in the city before packing up and leaving.

When do does pay/class year "upgrade"? Is it end of billable year (ours ends 11/1)? Or is it whenever the new associates start?

Crown Social, in Seattle, is looking for a highly conceptual freelance (with full-time option) designer to dive in (this week preferably) on a new campaign for our Amazon client. Interested?

Spending 48 hours in Belgium this summer. Do you recommend Brussels or Antwerp?

Looking to package James Conner with Devante Parker and move him this week (selling high). Who are some RBs I can target in that trade who will be a little more reliable than Conner?

BONUS. What’s amount bonus do you get, and how often? Including bonus structure (ex for meeting billable hours), firm/boss randomly bonuses you, Christmas bonus, etc)

Anyone from Tax team?? DM me please.

Has anyone dealt with submitting domestic adoption costs for reimbursement? Do we just email them our receipts as the expense has occurred. Is there forms to fill out as well? I just started the process and made my first payment and want to know how to submit.

Does anyone know of a good place online to look for UI/UX designers who specialize in Figma?

PwC 🐠 - health insurance coverage. What are the deductibles for the high-deductible plans? Still want to use the HSA. Thanks!

Bench time = ski time. Ready to get some true Slalom time in today

icelandair economy comfort... us airlines take some notes

How do you guys clean nice dress shirts and polos you sweat into? Like it doesn’t need to go in the washer just needs to get the sweat out

Good consulting books? Not talking case prep but a fun read about the industry and what it takes to succeed, etc. Thank you!

Can I swap laptop models without a reason? I hate my HP and would prefer one of the thinner lenovos..

So unmotivated in every other aspect of life except work. Haven't been to the gym. No balanced diet. Personal chores piling up. Ugh. How to get started when so many things need to get done?

In Newport, RI for the weekend - any fellow 🐠 have any recommendations on things to do and see?

A first for me, after 1.6 million miles. Thankful for a delay. The delay on the connector saved me a night at ord Hilton after the ludicrous delay on the first leg.t. Truly grateful united

Currently out on parental leave and will be putting in my notice. How much notice period should I give? Concerned to give 2 weeks as i might be asked to leave next day due to already out on parental leave. Thoughts?

Amazed to see how insecure/threatened these SMs feel when they figure client values ur opinion as well!

midnight flight sfo-ewr is awesome until it gets delayed to 1:30. every shop closed by 11, fml.

What are the best books on sales as it relates to consulting?

What are the best data privacy certs to aim for? 4 year exp in cyber risk consulting. Want to move to a privacy related role outside the big 4. Should I go for the CDPSE or CIPP or CIPM?

Anybody successfully used the AmEx Platinum companion pass benefit? So many restrictions smh

Not exactly my first choice of places to take in the Fourth, but the fireworks look amazing from 30,000 feet. Happy Fourth of July, y'all!

Officially on maternity leave for 8 months after today!! I also got the green light for promotion, pretty happy with all things Deloitte right now! 👌🏻👏🏻

If you accept an offer but not take it, what are the consequences?

Has anyone switched to a standing desk? Do you feel more productive? Was it worth it? Did you switch at the office or at your home?

Which consulting firms are hiring for experienced Associate position? Have a friend who got laid off and looking for another job.