Dear LinkedIn - absolutely no one asked for videos. We don’t care about these influencers.

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I just don’t want TikTok on my LinkedIn feed. If I wanted that I’d go directly to TikTok and follow the people I’m actually interested in.

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Agreed.

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Can you tell that to my marketing team?

They want video all the time and everywhere. And I have to make it of course because it is so much more impactful. They can even give me a new phone so I can get a higher res camera (like FHD isn't enough!!!).

Maybe I'm dating myself but I'm starting to miss the Blackberry era.

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I miss bridge lines.

I saw a joke a while back about the horror of LinkedIn stories. And now we’re here, I guess.

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