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Ok so hear me out. This is Sara Blakely, self made billionaire and founder of Spanx (sold to Blackstone few years ago), top 100 most influential people, and so on. When she shared this herself, it was very cool and innovative and yes- creative! Looking at this post from how her husband Jesse presented it is indeed a different vibe. Doesn’t land the same way

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This is actually funny. I’m cool w/ it.

Never mind. I didn’t see the pathetic, desperate bottom half of the guy’s post.

I amend my comment.

If he stopped half way through I’d have no problem since he’s in a creative field and showcasing creativity. But as soon as he declared “so creative!” he became yet another boil on the a** which is LinkedIn.

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Facebook behavior

Don’t mind it. There’s too many parents who do the status quo and instead of being creative just post a photo with their hands on the belly smiling. Not saying you can’t do that, but when everyone is, it’s just lame.

The latter at this point. Trying to show off creativity is my guess.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This is how I feel!!!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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