Even the recruiters on LI are feeling our pain!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

"I got better."

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What happens if you click Yea

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@claims adjuster 1
the secret to getting past AI screening?!?!

But did you DIE

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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