Every time I go for a retail interview, they ask where I see myself in five years. We both know I am just here to pay my bills, not become the regional vice president of a shoe store. If I tell the truth, I look unmotivated. If I lie, I feel like a corporate shill. What is the most believable lie you have told to get through a hiring manager’s script without sounding like a total robot?

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Totally get it—those questions are so awkward! I usually go with something like, “I want to keep learning and take on new responsibilities where I can make an impact,” which is vague enough to be believable but still shows motivation without committing to a fake corporate ladder.

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Oh I'm stealing this, that's gold. I have the worst time with that question because I immediately think "not here, that's for sure" 😂

Something low-key that makes them think I want to stick around for a while. That is all they are looking for, in my opinion.

I agree with the comment above. I usually say just enough to get by. I have said things like I love the brand and am looking forward to the discount and that always gets a smile.

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