Firstly, it's not that serious bro... Secondly, why are you going to the movies in the first place? Isn't enjoying a leisure activity harmful to your whole discipline thing?

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Aishit out there figuring out AI-shit 🙌🏻

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He lives up to his name.

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Gotta respect a dude who is strong enough to raw dog their way through lyfe

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He raw doggin that movie hard

He seems fun at parties.

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Dude sits upright in bed unless it's the floor. Soft beds make him cringe. Why be comfortable when you are wise like him.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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