“Frankly, unless you’re a 7 or 8-figure founder, you’ll easily be offended by my worldviews.

LinkedIn will be where my watered-down content goes for people who want to be successful while still clinging to their ego.”

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Jeez buddy just start a blog already. Why the preamble? 🤣

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These post always sound like they began as some person in a straight jacket within a padded cell scrawling it out with a crayon held fiercely between their toes. Then they got someone on the outside to write it up and post it on LI.
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What the hell is a founder? I’m guessing you mean an entrepreneur who starts (founds) company? I’ve started companies solo and with partners, but I’ve never called myself a founder, so I just wanted to make sure. 

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@Director 1, curious then what do you call yourself if not founder?

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Somebody has drunk the Dan Pena kool-aid.

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Who is Dan Pena?

"I'll stay in LinkedIn, but you should go to my newsletter"

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“My hands are tied” omg stop

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I want to sign up- Where’s the link?

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It seems like there are a bunch of really cool new apartment buildings. Probably too expensive to get a1bed but considering finding a roommate to make them affordable. What’s your dream DC apartment building if money didn’t matter?

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Senior strategists...what’s the salary y’all have?

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Anyone has ever sent an email to the wrong recipient ? Could you please tell me how you’ve dealt with this. The recipient is not a party to the action.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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LinkedIn has to end

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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So courageous to post this

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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