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A better / original version was posted to LinkedIn last year. This hack stole the idea.

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That’s good. But he forgot to show up 30 mins late to the interview because of a childcare issue or a public transportation mechanical issue

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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So courageous to post this

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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It's the "loves this" for me

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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