Has anyone ever lost a client because you mogged them too hard over Zoom? It’s true that I’m significantly above average in the looks department, but now it’s starting to impact firm revenue and likely my year end compensation discussions.

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Who promoted this zillenial to director

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Ok Unc

I am happy to report that I understood none of this.

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Elder millennial here and I’m also completely lost.

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Big bone smasher? Did you mog the client while wearing a Moncleezy puffer?

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Do we even want clients who are low on the PSL scale? At Big 4 we should really be pursuing clients who are Chads and Stacies. Anyone at or below MTN belong with MM firms only.

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Bro yo SMV too low. Gotta start mewing and bonesmashmaxxxxing

Update from OP - I got fired

Damn RiP

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