Have you ever heard your boss say something so dumb that you just stand there, in shock, not sure how to respond? You just think, I can't believe this guy earns so much more than I do?

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Hekkiezzz yes my supervisor is a micromanaging psycho who knows nothing about anything you ask that bozo anything the answer is my guess is as good as yours. Say what???

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In the post-9/11 Army, as doctrine was the undergoing some “adjustments,” a senior colleague and I were approaching a major training mission when he said “I don’t want to reinvent the wheel…well, actually I do want to reinvent the wheel.” My immediate thought was “Aw, $h-t, we’re screwed.” But I wisely kept my mouth shut. After that fiasco, my motto was “US Army - We take logic out of logistics.”

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