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Why is she dressed like a cross between a pimp and the Founding Fathers?

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I have perished from this comment🤣

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Spoiler alert: it’s foot finder dot come

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You mean dot cum

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Gross. She’s still hourly.

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Can you please click on "......more" in her message and send more details. I want to know more about her abilities to score $750/hour

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SC2, she clearly mentioned that her landlord sold the condo she lived in, so she clearly didn’t “own” it 🙄

She didn’t say how many hours though. I can set mine at $751 and not sell any!

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MLM would like to know your location

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Ewwww

Wtf is that coat! Lol

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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It's that time of the year when kids would be graduating and people will post pictures of their kids graduating from colleges.

Don't post unless your kid did not graduate summa or mana cum laude.

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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