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Be funny or have a big hotdog

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Okay what other options are there?

Get super fit, wear nice clothes, have great hair, be rich and successful

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So the sigma grindset

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Honestly truly ugly is fixable in 99% of cases. For men, it’s lose weight, hit the gym, go ottermode, get your teeth whitened, and get a better haircut.

For women it’s substantially similar only less upper body work and more squats

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^^^ so much this. I think most people are at least average but if they tried a bit harder, that could bump them up by a few points.

ie if you're like a 5-6, take care of yourself by working out, eating healthy, focus on your skincare regime, etc. and that could bump you up to a 7-9. There's been very few people in my life who I thought were just unfortunately "ugly". Quotation marks because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, afterall. Some people are just not conventionally attractive because they let themselves go.

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Plastic surgery, hair transplant, be rich.

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That’s rich enough to get a few things done depending on your gender. If you’re a guy, hair transplant, then get a really good haircut makeover at a professional place like Fleischman if you’re in NYC. Teeth if they’re messed up, get in shape, under chin fat removal to have a cut jaw (even if you’ve lost weight, you want it to look like if you were under 8% bf)

You change that and you don’t likely need any other cosmetic surgery other than perhaps a nose job. The nose is typically people’s biggest feature making them unattractive and can be fixed and changes the entire face. Look at before and AfterShip

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Ugly face or personality?

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Just an boring ugo!

Get rich...that's what happens in the movies

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Yeah full of botox and rotten personality, that’s very hot

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Plastic is never the answer. It'll be a short euphoria of happiness that will be quickly engulfed again with the underlying low self-estem. Def agree more on the practical things such as gym, eating healthier, sleeping 8 hrs, hydrating, teeth whitening/invisalign, maybe try getting a skincare routine or treating yourself to spas, getting your nails done [women appreciate this], hairstyle that embraces your facial features or if your losing hair like me then embrace the baldness confidently and complement with a well groomed beard, get a wardrobe that fits your body type and screams confidence and that you're well kept, and maybe the most important (and this goes to everyone even if you don't have low-esteem) is to find a great psychologist to talk through things on your mind. ALSO whatever happened in 3rd grade don't take to heart, kids are f** asshholes and dont know shit. We tend to internalize things and start believing it & as a result acting it and they can become our reality in terms of how we carry ourselves due to self manifestations but more than 95% time it's a made perception we developed from haters/bullies/unrealistic media standards. You're a king/queen NO MATTER WHAT never forget it! 👑

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😭😭I wanna know too

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Botox, fillers, collagen, hair implants

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Are you actually legitimately ugly or have you just lost your self-esteem?

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There's a reason why people get addicted to plastic surgery and end up in a spiral of depression.

Start with self-esteem first. For many, that begins with therapy.

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you reframe it as beautiful

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Work out so you develop self confidence and the rest will follow

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Underrated comment.

have a normal range BMI

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How do you fix stupid?

Must be nice

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Confidence and success

Muscles and money

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Planning on it, need to make more money

Good personality wins over good looks me any day

Whiten your teeth

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